I wannas sexs uuuuu
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I fell off the front porch last night. Actually.. I dove. I dove off the front porch.
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
I have drunkenly angered a family of raccoons. Please send help immediately.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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