Not a fireman, but good enough for last night.
be a good friend and just tell me i'm not pregnant
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
I swear to god if you eat that last piece of pie while I'm gone I will never speak to you again. I'm so serious.
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
Randomize
