yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
Today is the day I die from a hangover. I love you, mom. Farewell.
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
Really dude? drunk texts at 9 in the morning? its wednesday
Just because you haven’t had your UTI yet doesn’t mean you have a right to talk like Yoda
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