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Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
u know u need to get laid when watching mike wazowskis gf from monsters inc makes u horny
before you smothered your pizza in mayo you blotted it with a napkin saying you were trying to watch your fat intake
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
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