speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
I'm going to get a baby outfit made and send it to her that says: "My husband fucked his subordinate and all I got was another baby".
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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