4 words: hood of his car
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
You tried to tip the paramedic for finding you.
My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
You fucked that MILF against my car!
How would you know?
She scratched her name into my window with her bigass wedding ring. btw she wants you to call her
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
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