i just wanna soil my oats bro
I'm buying this stripper a house, I don't care what her name is.
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
Omphalophobia is a real thing. don't ever fucking touch my belly button again dude
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
Just got a blow job from a woman on a ski slope. She said ski'ing frightens her and giving head calms her down. Glad I could help ma'am!
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
I guess I called her at 2am, demanding that she bring us food. She told us to order pizza, and I yelled "DON'T MENTION PIZZA!" I recall nothing.
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