I'm drinking ghetto ass mojitos!
Wow. How can mojitos be ghetto?
Squirt + bacardi limon + limes = ghetto mojitos
A few things for you to consider: 1. Drunk enough that I'm looking up the dictionary definition of Wish. 2. Dictionary.com has new features. 3. Windows is offering me 500 business cards for 5 bucks. 4. I've always wanted a card that says I'm a ninja
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
The feeling are messing with the penis
Ran out of deodorant. Febreze on a paper towel? Kicking college's ass.
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
the roommate is literally cooking green eggs n ham, and I'm too hungover to see straight. Dr Seuss nightmare.
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
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