your room smells of hookers.
And success
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
My ex came to my place while I was gone. Random things he took: snow shoes, my laundry quarters, a decorative picture, all my condiments, the container that held my rice and a sticker off my wallet. Then left a note saying he watered my plants and fed my cats. What. The. Fuck.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
You introduced her by saying, "This is the girl who sexes me." Then you passed out on the coffee table.
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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