i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
You told them to let you give him stitches claiming you were a certified nurse because you've taken plant biology classes
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
"you can only have my number if you answer all the questions on this trivial pursuit card correctly"
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
I deflowered you on valentines day. I AM THE BEST AT ROMANCE. LOVE ME.
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
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