You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
You blackout rapped the entire DMX song Party Up last night at karaoke without looking at the screen. Then you Tebowed on stage, hugged a black guy, puked in a garbage can, then left. You deserve a medal.
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
You just squeezed a person out of you and I'm drunks at 2PM. Our lives got traded and you know it and you're jealous.
Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
Randomize
