somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
your goal of the night was to unlock your iPhone with your nipple. You're going places.
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
After walking ten blocks barefoot in Boston I've concluded drunk me needs to make better decisions.
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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