We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
Manscaping on you would be like trying to clean up the oil spill with a dixie cup.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
You tried to get the Waffle House waitress to put a candle in your cheesy hash browns.
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
You can't hold me to anything I said last night; I was drunk on orgasms.
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