well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
Just woke up to find myself cooking eggs on the imaginary stove in my room.
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
They just built a gym in the same parking lot as my favorite bar. Drunk me is gonna be so excited.
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
Randomize
