is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
Very hungover, bought a newspaper and found my shorts from last night in the machine.
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
No, no... it's pale and surrounded by awkward, curly, red hair. It's the Ronald McDonald of penises.
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
Are you alone?
No, but I have to leave him in my bed while I go on this date.
So it turns out high me is very efficient. I set 5 alarms to remind me to do things, i made mac and cheese, and i wrote a poem. I'm going places.
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
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