the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
He kept falling asleep with the pizza in his hand. I woke him up and told him and he was shocked because he thought he ate it all. Then he would end up falling asleep and we'd repeat the whole process again.
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
What the hell happened to the sandwich meat I just bought?
After you smoked, you made 8 ham sandwiches.
Guess that explains the mysterious disappearance of the bread...
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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