you threw up in someones recycling bin and left a note apologizing. how drunk do you think you were?!
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
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You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
Thanks for being the best husband and reassuring my fuck buddy that you're comfortable with my adultery. You da real MVP.
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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