What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
Apparently the last thing they remember of me was me stumbing into a bathroom, then falling out 5 minutes later clutching a butter knife repeating "ketamine goes in my face hole"
Definitely just said "no homo" to our gay waiter at Cheesecake Factory...our service has steadily declined since.
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
That's why my New Years resolution was no more blondes. They're all bad news
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
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