come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
On the airplane today the pilot actually said "Ladies and gentlemen I'm sorry for the delay. But I know all of you have problems, and so do we..."
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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