They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
Randomize
