I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
Holy sore nipples Batman
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
I'm sitting on the couch playing the sims, how's ur night going?
I'm sitting on my floor, drinking wine, and listening to bette midlers "wind beneath my wings"
Why are our lives so predictable?
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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