I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
First thing that comes on in the morning is kanye's I can't hold my liquor. yeezus lives.
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
I wanna be like, dude, I peed your bed. Like you laid in my pee. And we're not dating. You can find another fuck buddy who I'm sure won't piss on you.
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
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