Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
Just so you know, a true one night stands ends with a 7 minute blow job after eating a sandwich she made for you while the taxi you called for her comes
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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