By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
Oh, and one of the worst parts... his name was Mario. I fucked a Nintendo character.
Just had someone from Hells Angels snort coke off my tits...so I'm pretty much done with life now. 💀
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
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