i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
Because I'm a hot mess throwing up in the litter box
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
This power is too much for most humans to handle safely. It's like having the nuclear launch codes, except it's my penis.
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
As a BFF it is your duty to answer when I drunk call you at 3 in the morning because I couldn't find a knife to cut that cake. I finally found one, fell asleep with it and the cake in bed. K thanks bye.
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
Highlight of the day: got a bunch of drunks to sing baby shark.
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