I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
I CAN MOONWALK!
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
You tried to get the Waffle House waitress to put a candle in your cheesy hash browns.
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
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