That's intense
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
It might be the most honest thing I've ever said. ...or I've had 3 vodka tonics.
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
So many questions...the two most important are, where the fuck is my booze and how did you even get the couch through the door?
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
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