I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
The hospital said it would be 'irresponsible' for them to allow people to book stomach pumps.
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
just found a bag of Oreos in my purse labeled "emergency".
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
Margaritas just taste better when they're bigger than your head
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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