I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
we need to tell them stories about when happens when we're sober so they think they know what they're in for when they're actually completely unprepared for whn happens when we get drunk
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
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