yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
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