Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
Pretty sure I was impersonating Rihanna when I kept asking him what my name was while we were making out
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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