We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
Woke up with my foot jammed into a VCR
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
the japanese bartender dressed as a cowboy in assless chaps just told me i was too drunk for another shot
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
You know that you're in a bad spot when the doctor puts you on 500mg of amoxicillin 4 times a day for ten days and puts refills on it...
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
Nothing says "Jesus has forgiven your sins" like finding out you're not pregnant on Easter.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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