I'm really into asian looking animals
I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
I just got checked out by a paramedic whilst their sirens were on. I'm doing something right
Mistake of the day: loudly discussing my gay hookups on the phone at the dmv in upstate NY... this must be what leprosy feels like
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
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