I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
The kind of drunk where you put two tampons in thinking that it'll last me longer ...
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
I'm wearing jeans from 7th grade and drinking a fucking macchiato. This better be a good day.
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