How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
Can I come take down that wallpaper yet? I stopped seeing that dude and I need to occupy my time with something besides getting drunk at bingo night and cussing out old people. Also, i'm not sure on the legal stipulations but I might have, unintentionally, committed grand theft auto at some point.
So the next time I call you and say I'm going to my first strip club because it's christmas eve eve, and have work the next morning, I'd appreciate you stopping me
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
Randomize
