i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
i knew as soon as i met you that i was gonna be the designated driver
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
One three hour marathon fuck session and now she's divorcing her husband. Should I get business cards made?
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