thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
john hughes is dead. crushing any and all dreams of me ever being in an 80's john hughes film. bummer.
I just had a cup of orange juice and thought it didnt taste right. It didnt have vodka in it.
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
I told the cop I was late for a booty call. He still gave me a ticket but he wrote his number on it
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
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