I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
the intervention consisted of my aunt taking me to chuck-e-cheezs and telling me that this was my future - either as a mom or as a waitress - unless i stopped fucking around.
did she buy you pizza?
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
I woke up handcuffed to a bed wearing nothing but an army belt. Does this count as thanking our country?
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