i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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