Cold hands, warm shart.
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
Dear room mates I tried to shotgun pam in the kitchen. It is slippery. Please be careful. That is all. Love you.
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
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