Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
In retrospect - making it rain salt all over our kitchen was not one of my best ideas.
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
Well, on the plus side, the hospital gave me a shirt that says "Makes a bad ass look good"
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.
nothing says "fuck you jocks from high school my life is better than yours" like bringing 5 grand in 20s to the bar
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
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