Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
I'm so hungover And my mouth is so dry it feels like my tongue is wearing a sweater
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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