yo - did your mom get a boob job (I think she did)
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
She just left someone a voicemail saying 'you better not have plans Saturday night, cause I'm going to sit on your face.'
No. We can't get pedicures until my toenails grow back.
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
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