Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
Man my junk looks like a mangled grapefruit right now, this shit sucks.
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
Yeah like stabbing myself through the eye with a coffee stir and bleeding out all over the office rug
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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