sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
Randomize
