I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
I just saw a dog and thought "Hey! A goat!" Then realized it was a dog. Now I'm sad.
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
Going to the hospital for stitches on my balls. Mom walked in on me manscaping with an electric razor. Tell NOBODY.
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
Drunk is a universal language darling
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