nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
no today was horrible, i woke up and somebody slit my car tire and left an apology letter in my wiper that said "sorry wrong house"
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
So you were shitfaced and stole a fucking kayak?
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
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