So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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