Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
So do you remember the bartender that caught me when I fell off the bar 4 weeks ago? He hasn't been to work since...Woops.
Maybe he injected his testicle?
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
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