awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
We stole your phone last night, texted your brother and told him you wanted it up the ass by him. All he said was "I want ur money."
two words...techno handjob
theres a note on the fridge that says "guess what i peed in" and a half-full bottle of apple juice front and center. why did you let him in the house?
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
Don't tell him that you hope he dies in a boring missionary position with his wife. That doesn't go over well.
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
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