He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
It's not even 8:30a, wine glass is broken, there's sugar everywhere, and your mom just asked me what MILF means.
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
You know that episode of Spongebob where Patrick teaches Spongebob to be fancy? His dick was like that, only fancier.
Randomize
