I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
Also apparently I made a "cake sandwich"--yeah smashed a massive piece of cake between two slices of bread....fucking tequila
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
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