love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I woke up this morning to 4 booty call texts. So i am trying to find the sign that says i like to sit on cocks so that i can take it off.
trust me, i wonder where that sign is on a daily basis.
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
She transformed our coors light pitcher we stole from the bar into a fruit basket...
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
Nothing wrong with a little cat scratch fever. You have toys?
A few, plus a dildo molded from a porn star that I've always been too intimidated of to actually use, but it's the apocalypse, and momma didn't raise no quitter.
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