Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
Less talking, more tequila
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
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